Beam me to Planet Gore !
Posted on 12/05/2008 8:28:50 AM PST by Reeses
Kinda hard to sell global warming to people who are cold, yanno.....
Run for the hills! Average temperatures are plummeting uncontrollably to the bitter depths of... less than half of one degree lower than average!!!
If catastrophic global warming theory (where 1/3 of one percent of the CO2 in the upper and middle atmosphere heats up the rest of the 99.75% of the middle and lower atmosphere and that air heats up the surface masses and that heats up the ocean masses) is STOPPED DEAD in its earth-destroying tracks by a little bit of ocean current ...
Then why did so much of the ocean's masses change temperature so suddenly in the first place?
(But Hansen maintains that solar effect is negligible, of course.)
No, foolish mortal. It is because the great Obama was elected. He has already begun to affect the climate.
Now... bow down before his greatness.
It’s the sunspots!!
“No, foolish mortal. It is because the great Obama was elected.”
That’s funny, he actually said this would happen. The only campaign promise he’ll keep.
No, it means Global Cooling is accelerating.
Morons.
Cool? I don’t know about that, the economy’s tanked, Obama got elected...
Oh, you mean the temperature. OK
Global Cooling, some call it winter.
I have an old Malibu that needs an inspection. I haven’t been driving it. Anyone want to buy my carbon credits for me not driving my car? Maybe I should put them on Ebay.
the alarmists have already been stopped calling it Global Warming at most times. Now it’s “Global Climate Change”
actually 2007 was the coldest year yet, so the cooling trend is definitely happening!
why just the other day i was speaking with our "manager of understanding," and when he speaks -people listen. (old e.f. hutton commercial reference).
doncha know.
To the left this is proof positive that capitalist activity affects the climate. They will now try to lock us into permanent socialist recession mode.
the alarmists have already been stopped calling it Global Warming at most times. Now it’s “Global Climate Change”
I too noticed that since early this year, when the term 'global warming' became a punch line for so many jokes...the term 'climate change' became the operative term.
It rains too much...rains too little...no wind..severe winds...too hot...too cold...too little snow...too much snow...glaciers retreatiung...glaciers advancing...drought...floods... El Nino...La Nina...artic ice retreating...artic ice advancing...the warmest winter in Europe...the coldest winter in Europe...birds migrating...birds not migrating...worst season for hurricanes since 1933...fewest huricanes since 2006 (after 2005 predictions was for THE RECORD of hurricanes...warmest since 1917..coldest since 1978..
NOW, ALL can be addressed as 'climate change'.
Hmmmmm...my entire life...I've experienced the continuing four seasons with all associated weather patterns/weather deviatiosn...I just did not know it was 'climate change'. ;)
The AL Gore theory is that the elusive pockets of “global warming” are rising into the atmosphere thereby displacing cooler (cold) air which then sinks back to earth and causes the mere illusion of global cooling.
That wiley “global warming” air is hiding from scientists in the upper atmosphere, and tricking us into believing that it’s cold outside, when really all smart people like AlGore know that it’s actually HOT, and getting HOTTER!
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