The sentiment, that life is about screwing but never about babies, is quite common. I thought that was your point, rather than a misphrasing of the basic statement about life.
My mistake, you get three chuckles and a Guinness, if you’re in the mood to imbibe.
Guinness should be the official beer of science. The “students” statistical t-test to determine if a difference between two groups is statistically significant was invented by a “student” at the Guinness Brewery who was asked to determine how to find an “odd” batch of Guinness in order to eliminate it.
Good brewing and good science! ;)