[Chairman of the Bard]

My beautiful wife is first generation German in this country. She's 5:10 and a slim, fit 135 lbs. She visits her first cousins in Germany, who could all look like twin sisters, except for the fact that they're all 200 lbs. Lots of Wurst, spaezel, and brew.

[Wonderama Mama]

My daughter is in Germany for a semester. The food is all meat, potatoes and bread. She’s dying for some grilled veggies and a Power smoothie from Robeks.