If one is lucky enough to purchase a beautiful, limited collector commemorative edition, soon-to-worth-a-fortune ceramic plate, rimmed with 24-carat gold, which features the fair face,form, and a resume of our putative POTUS. (Hurry, the die will be broken after a run of just 65,000 ... and my friend ... the limit is two per family! Get right on this for your own family's historic legacy of this history-making victory of the underdog over the oligarchy)
But I digress. This valuable fine porcelain artifact which memorializes the most important moment in all of American history, and perhaps the world's, comes with a Certificate of Authentication suitable for framing, from the America Historical Society. This impressively printed and embossed document is enough to qualify Obama/Soetoro as a natural-born citizen.
and don’t forget your Limited Edition Collector Coins from the Franklin Mint that are being advertised.
Barry’s collector plate comes with more certification than he does!