[Tax Government]

May I suggest a series of hydrogen bombs buried deeper and deeper under Yellowstone, to help get sulfur in a hurry? :)

[I Buried My Guns]

May I also suggest viewing the movie "Total Recall"?

The final scenes should be a big help.

[GOP_Party_Animal]

How about we gather up all the enviro-nuts, dump them in the volcano, followed by some hydrogen bombs?
It's been done before, so I know it works.