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"Why Hasn’t Obama’s Election Ended Terrorism ? "

Dear Alex,

Captain Obvious is busy covering Obama's cabinet selections right now, and asked me to respond to your question.

Why hasn't Obama's election ended terrorism? Well, Captain Obvious asked me to tell you this:

The Muslim terrorists are about power...just like Obama. He could very well represent a "rival" to them instead of a friend. It may be that the terrorist see Obama as a non-believer for adopting Christianity (*cough*cough*) and are even more determined to terrorize different countries.

Maybe they think since you don't need to prove you're a Natural Born Citizen of the USA to be President, then they will just come on over and run in the next election. I'm sure ACORN will be more than happy to campaign for them and round up "voters". If the can't find enough dead voters this time, they'll just kill a few.

And finally, Obama didn't run on any platform to stop terrorist violence...he ran on the platform to stop American "violence" (a.k.a. The Iraq war). You know, the one that has kept the terrorist "overseas" for the past 8 years and not in our back yards.

But, the entire point is moot...as Obama is going to break out his cutest tea set and have a sit-down, pow-wow Armadenajhad and settle the whole thing. I'm sure for two or three hundred pounds of uranium, they'll off the terrorists for 6 months or so.

So, Alex...I hope I have answered your questions. If you need more information, you'll need to contact the Iranian consulate, in Iran.

Sincerely...