11th Civil War? Dang, been asleep too long. That Turkey musta really done a number on me...
CW 2 (better?)
“Fiddle-dee-dee. War, war, war. This war talk's spoiling all the fun at every party this spring. I get so bored I could scream. Besides, there isn't going to be any war!" — Scarlett O'Hara in Gone With the Wind