[SouthTexas]

capt. would have plenty of time to have fun pressure washing pirates to Davy Jones locker

I've heard the firehose theory used multiple times but I don't think it would be my weapon of choice against an AK.

[norraad]

You control it remotely from the bridge, your victim has no idea where you are (or what just food processored him into sharkfood).

Fight smart, not fair.

a.k.a., don't bring an AK to a remote controlled auto laser range finding superduper-uber high pressure multi-head water cannon fight.