[DieHard the Hunter]

In there was an equivalent to Zima, called “Clayton’s”.

Its actual presence in the marketplace was short; however it gained immortality in the New Zealand English Dialect.

To describe something as being “Claytons” is to describe it as being cheap and fake.

For example, Obama is your Claytons President because he has only ever been able to produce a Claytons Certificate of Live Birth.

[DieHard the Hunter]

> In there was an equivalent to Zima, called “Clayton’s”.

DUHHHHHH. Should read:

In New Zealand there was an equivalent to Zima, called “Clayton’s”.

Past my bedtime!