I'd do it for a million. Hell! Some people pay to jump out of perfectly good airplanes.
I like my chances under a Mighty Mak better. I saw the last Inauguration- I couldn't believe that the Metro cars could handle that much weight. If somebody had passed out, they couldn't have hit the floor. And that was a Republican Inauguration. I couldn't imagine being crowded in with that many Moonbats.
I had to commute through downtown DC to get to work at the time.