[Conservative Vermont Vet]

Gee, I wonder if we smokers could ban together and initiate a "Class Action" against "Second-Hand Odors?"

Perhaps we could include the geat "[un]washed" who's body odors are offensive to the extreme to my very sensitive nose and no doubt is the cause of my present, physical condition--whatever that might be?

I would imagine these cosmetic companies also have deep pockets and there must be some bottom-feeding, shysters (I UNDERSTAND JOHN-BOY IS PRESENTLY UNEMPLOYED)who would take up this righteous cause?

I wonder how many premature deaths can be [in]directly attributed to this condition?

Someone, notify the EPA,and the CDC, stat!!!

[flowerplough]

Class action lawsuits against Second Hand Odors, or maybe Second Hand Scents... I like it.

And Second Hand Nose/Throat Snorkeling, that drives me C*R*A*Z*Y! Clear throat, gulp, sniffle, snort. Clear throat, cough, sniffle, snort. Repeat very frequently, at slightly irregular intervals. If they won’t me sue him, then no one should ever be allowed to sue anyone over anything, ever!