ROTF! I was just about to the point that I was desperate enough to try it, but most of us chicks were born without that fart-on-command gene. < sigh >
See, men are good for something other than moving furniture. Put us to work for what we are good for. We're naturals. It's the way God made us. Send us into her cubicle armed to the teeth (you have to pay for the Taco Bell bean burrito but it will be money well spent)....
I guarantee you that Ginger, or whatever her name is will stop wearing perfume once we are through with her. Problem solved.