Next, that other public television pimp, Wayne Dyer will be promoted as an expert on counter-terrorism. We'll all hold hands and our mystic powers will turn the terrorists into Muppets. I'm sure there's a future role for Big Bird.
Did you hear that Wayne Dyer never gets sick, because he simply refuses to get sick, the guy could be dancing in a wheatfield full of Anthrax and he would come out unharmed, because he doesn’t have time to get sick or be bothered with deadly chemicals.