I would seriously go to a bar, get drunk, then make fun of all the Liberals there while I’m swaying back and forth.
I love your tagline.
I think I might do that as well. And the only alcohol I've had in the past 10 years or so were a sort of Cuba Libre, made with diet Pepsi and coconut rum (it was good) to celebrate my older daughter's graduation from Law School, and then a very small glass of champagne at my 40th high school reunion last summer. The only time I've been drunk was at my pre-commissioning party.
Even then I wasn't so drunk that I couldn't answer the trick questions correctly. However I was drunk enough to embarrass my wife when I got home, and her grandparents were making an unexpected visit. :) Grandpa thought it was funny, Grandma, bless her heart, was scandalized.