“Jackie was trying to get out of the car to save her own rear! The first reports were that she was trying to help the SS guy into the car...but later, his report was he had to push her back into the car.”
That one takes the cake!
My eyes tell me Jackie was trying to help the SS agent into the car to sheild the president - that’s his job. I see the agent reaching for Jackie’s hand, but the car speeds up and she turns away. Now I’m told she was retrieving invisable splattered brains from the trunk lid for reassembly at some secret facility no doubt. What am I to believe - the “retrieving brains theory” or my stinkin’ eyes?