Recomendations to the brits:
Rob halford - voice craklin, may force a pirate to yar, kill hiself
King Diamond - very irritating to a muzzie, I like it tho
Paul Pott - not po pott, Culture disects thine enemy.
My “hopefully” ex old lady Cindy Lauper - will cause confusion
Ronnie James Dio - what? I wanna rock!
Ian Gillan - To irritate the muzzies, doing Jesus christ super star
That dude singer from green jello. or any other harsh band, Incubus, Metallica, Gwar etc...... Explodes pirates heads on contact
LOL! One more....”Indian Love Call” by Slim Whitman.
How about playing some soothing MegaDeath tracks just before incinerating them? Somewhat ironic and a precursor to their eternities....