The best thing about owning a Yugo is that no matter how rough a neighborhood you might live in, nobody has ever reported a Yugo being stolen. I don’t know if this is because nobody wanted to admit to owning one or because a Yugo has never been stolen. I suspect the latter.
ROTFLMAO!!!!!
Actually, the explanation is probably something like this:
(Conversation with boss of local chop shop)
“Hey Bro, I just boosted a brand new car for you!”
“Cool, Dude, what kind? Jag? Corvette?”
“No, I got this brand new Yugo!!”
BAM!! BAM!!
(Two shots to the chest)
“Boys, quick, get rid of the body and the Yugo, we got a reputation to maintain around here!!!!”