[silverleaf]

“Simply put: Armband religion is killing the Republican Party. And, the truth — as long as we're setting ourselves free — is that if one were to eavesdrop on private conversations among the party intelligentsia, one would hear precisely that. “

My goodness. The US postal service must have lost my invitation to the NRO cruise and those enlightening upcoming seasonal Heritage Foundation and RNC cocktail parties (though they have my email address to solicit donations)

So however can little low (uni) brow me be expected to hear the “truth” being whispered by intelligentsia of “my” party?

I will have to stay home rocking the cradle, stirring the fire, and ironing my familys' armbands for Sunday revival services, and generally by my very existence, causing the discrete small-r “republicans” to lament the Walmart plastic picket fences and tacky holiday manger scenes now marring their shining city on a hill.

[Scotswife]

I’m curious - where do we pick up some of those armbands?

I’ve never heard of them - but if they irritate Parker, then there must be something good about them.