[thefrankbaum]

The Heaven/Hell one I know is a little more involved:

In Heaven..
The British are the police,
The Germans are the engineers,
The French are the chefs,
The Italians are the lovers, and
The Swiss put it all together.

In Hell...
The German are the police,
The French are the engineers,
The British are the chefs,
The Swiss are the lovers, and
The Italians put it all together.

[Pelagius of Asturias]

Your Heaven/Hell is good too.

JACKRUSSEL, Irefuse to call a traffic circle a “roundabout.”