Let me just say that you are not the only one. Does that make you feel less ‘weird’ about it? Personally, I was feeling a little kooky about it myself, but not any more! (This is also not my first anniversary to recieve this kind of ‘gift’!)
Better yet? People will have to protect you. No you - no soap for them.
Cheese is also a good trade. Instead of rennet, learn how to use milk thistle. It's the only way top store milk for the winter if there's no electric. Farmers will love you.
I’ve ventured into the DU ( and yes, I did shower afterwards each time ) a few times over the years and thought they sounded so bizarre much of the time. I sort of had the fear that I may have gone a bit around the bend on this.
Hopefully I will never have to use my gift for anything other than fun.