1. Have you ever falsified a birth certificate?
2. Have you ever had a relationship with a domestic terrorist?
3. Were you born legitimately?
4. Have you ever used Crack Cocaine?
5. Have you ever sold Crack Cocaine?
6. Have you ever made racist statements against white people?
7. Have you ever claimed to have written a book that was actually written by someone else?
8. Have you ever been a member of a socialist or communist group?
Amen to that brother!