[martin_fierro]

Her problems, she said, began with an assignment to write about the merits of Barack Obama.

He's not a Klan member.

The End.

[Dmitry Vukicevich]

He reads a teleprompter like no one else.

He can con a bunch of feelings oriented people with words like “Change” and “Yes we can” like charming a monkey with shiny objects.

The End.

[Mojave]

Or maybe one of those gag books with blank pages.