[Petronski]

Wanna understand Peggy Noonan? From the comfort of a lavender sitz bath, get hopped up on toddies and chamomile tea and whisper the thesaurus to yourself in a bedroom voice. From time to time, nibble on a cucumber sandwich--crusts removed!--and revel in memories of the time decades ago when you enjoyed your blast of relevance.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

From the comfort of a lavender sitz bath, get hopped up on toddies and chamomile tea and whisper the thesaurus to yourself in a bedroom voice. From time to time, nibble on a cucumber sandwich--crusts removed!--

Oh, great. Like all the other guys at the gym aren't making enough fun of my floral print sun dress and kicky new ankle-strap wedgies already. ;)

[Mamzelle]

re: hopped up on toddies and chamomile tea)))

While I appreciate your image (kinda puts one in mind of that character in the Potter novels who is the Professor of Divination), I think Peg's getting hopped up on Jameson, not tea.