Obama's Ill. Senate seat eyed as artifact

The Sioux City Journal ^ | November 11, 2008

[2ndDivisionVet]

Did he ever actually sit in it? Is this where he voted "present" hundreds of times? Are they planning on saving the manger he was born in, too?

This man hasn't done ANYTHING yet! Isn't it a little early to be planning a holiday, putting his "artifacts" in museums, planning his library, etc.?

[madison10]

I cannot any more of this caca...

[SoftwareEngineer]

Good Lord! This is just too much!!

Why not just name him King and give him the ability to have sex with all virgins while we are at it.

[wk4bush2004]

You think that’s bad? Just wait until they start making statues all across the country for people to worship the “messiah.”

[madison10]

I cannot take any more of this caca... See, I'm already fumbling.

[Seven Minute Maniac]

Artifact...Um, you must mean HOLY RELIC!!

[Cementjungle]

When does the work at Mount Rushmore begin?

[BigBobber]

Someone better get over to the Rent-All place and grab those styrofoam Greek columns Barry used in his acceptance speech.

Otherwise some frat boy might spill beer on them at the next toga party. Wouldn’t want to damage an artifact.

[KoRn]

They should just retire the senate seat like a sports team would a jersey number, and never fill it again.

/snicker

[massgopguy]

“Look at what other states did”? May I suggest Georgia circa 1980.

[americanophile]

...well, there’s little I can add to your comments.

[Free Vulcan]

For sale: Obama’s used IL State Senate chair. Used only twice! Make an offer. 555-3210.

[BlueNgold]

Well it should be in great shape since it wasn’t used a lot...

[FrankR]

FOR SALE OR DONATION:

ONE HIGH BACK LEATHER CHAIR, SELDOM USED.

RUMORED TO BE RELIGIOUS ARTIFACT ONCE OCCUPIED BY A HOLY MAN.

CALL 1-800-I AM DMAN

[capydick]

Don’t laugh. I guarantee you this will be suggested before he is even inaugurated.

[Gritty]

Obama ought to sell his used toilet paper on E-Bay.

He would make a fortune.

[Sig Sauer P220]

I predict that in 4 years (if we last that long), even the people that voted for him, will despise him for what he’s done to this country.

[SERKIT]

Damn! Must have been missed when the rest of the evidence of his state senate career hit the tree-chipper.

[BlueStateBlues]

Dibs on the gum under the chair. Maybe it has Obama’s teeth marks, EBay here I come.

[traditional1]

Maybe he can pull a Clinton, too, and sell his used underwear?