[Grizzled Bear]

Drunk drivers and medical malpractice kill more people every year than guns do.

Ban alcohol, cars and quacks!

I recall reading that more children die in drownings than by firearms.

We should ban all water, for the children.

[Salamander]

More kids probably die by the hands of their own parents.

Ban moms and dads.

[*many* more die by suction and dissection...ban abortions]