Nicely played.
If you’re late to your own press conference, it should be because you’re taking a more time to plan it, not because you’re busy straightening your tie or taking a dump.
This PC was poorly planned and, as you say, ended suddenly. Reminds me the old poster from many years ago. It’s text only in huge letters: PLAN AHEAD
Except the last three letters are so scrunched up as they approach the right edge of the paper.
Here are some similar posters, though not the same:
http://www.cafepress.com/mytshirtstore.300462546
http://art.cafepress.com/item/plan-ahead-large-poster/131587919
after this performance, future press conferences may be conducted via text message