[mewzilla]

I wonder if those are new sneakers? If not, jeez, not only does the guy not sweat, he doesn't get dirty, either.

Note to Barry's handlers: Rumple him up a bit. All that perfection and the hermetically sealed look is creepy in the extreme.

[mewzilla]

...are creepy...

[Napoleon Solo]

The culture does not allow for “dirty sneakers”.