[Miss Behave]

"You don't approach a dog you've never met before by patting on top of the head. This places the dog in a submissive position and if the person is a stranger, this can lead to aggressive reaction. It looks like the reporter from al-Reuters is trying to pet Barney around the mouth, which is another definite no-no."

Yes, Colonel. And that's just Doggy 101. This poor excuse for a male person would make any self-respecting mother cringe. He probably has a ferret at home in an orange cage that is named Mr. Sillybone. He makes his mother feed it.

But then of course, he's probably just your typical Mainstream Media Metrosex Man.

[Colonel_Flagg]

But then of course, he's probably just your typical Mainstream Media Metrosex Man.

The dreaded "Four-M" .... arrrrrrrgh! :)