[Maurice Tift]

  I'm going to be sitting at the phone, asking, 'What do you want me to do next?'

This is Barack Obama. In the upcoming weeks, you will receive the following items: (1) A secret decoder ring (2) 3 quarts of motor oil (3) a compass (4) 17 helium balloons (5) a comic book (6) and a deck of vintage playing cards...

[Gilbo_3]

[7] a carton of 'K00L filta kings

[8] a coupon good for a FRee 1/2 pint of Ripple

cue the Sanford and Son theme...

[LurkedLongEnough]

(9) a pint of Fleischmann’s gin