[PressurePoint]

Seriously, the wedding party ruse is just another one of those Muslim propaganda tools. Every time we bomb something, it ends up being a wedding party. We couldn't be that accurate if we were aiming only for wedding parties.

[anymouse]

Taliban leaders must keep a wedding dress and groom tux in their supplies just in case they get bombed, so they can find some corpses to dress them up in the outfits. Of course the wedding dress tends to have four leg holes and smells of unsheared wool. ;)