I'm going to be really cheap and stay out of the restaurants altogether.
Hope that meets with your approval.
I plan to "spend" the money elsewhere, but I don't feel an overwhelming need to prove it to you or to anyone else.
Those rare waiters and waitresses better start wearing buttons that say:
"Don't Blame Me
I voted for McCain"
Suit yourself. I’ll eat out less often as well. Remember, if you can’t afford to tip for good service, you can’t afford to eat in that restaurant.