Have another cupcake, toots.
Have another cupcake, toots.
“I came home, I got me a board...”
I guess you don’t have to be articulate to earn $50,000,000 a year and have your own book club.
She’ll UNLEASH her adipose tissue from the confines of those SPANX bodyshapers? Gawd help us. She already looks like a ‘busted can of biscuits’.
What will she unleash....her belt?
Hope she has her INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH HOVER CRAFT standing by for when things get ugly tonight:
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The biggest problem is a mathematical one. The 5000 or so police officers will be gravely outnumbered and placed in danger. There is no way to keep out thousands of armed street gang members or protect the thousands of businesses. The cops will be way out manned and outgunned. Police cannot use deadly force against looters because of a 1967 Illinois law.
Some officers I talked with are expecting to become targets of the unprecedented mob that will descend into the area. Once the mob gets control of the outdoor lighting any hope of security will be lost for sure.
There would be no way to protect the Loop. How much priceless art will be lost at the Art Institute? Will the brand New CBS broadcast Center be destroyed? I know a lot of cops that would look the other way as that place is looted and trashed.
The numerous buildings of every government level that house sensitive records will be in jeopardy. Imagine gang members getting into Daley Center court offices and destroying the records associated with pending trials.
The only good idea officials seem to have is to open the bridges along the Chicago River keeping mobs from spreading to the Gold Coast. The Chicago River is a great barrier and that will control mobs moving Northbound.
It’s too late to stop what Barack Obama and his energetic supporter Richard M. Daley has set in motion. The Genie is out of the bottle.
I have this visual in my head....
Picture a cold, clear day in Washington....and I hear these words...
“I, John Sidney McCain, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States.”
So help me, God.
Play it over and over in my head until it is so.
Oprah...how much of your wealth are you willing to spread? When your loyal fans don’t have jobs, are struggling to get to work with $5 gasoline and can barely afford to heat, air condition or light their homes will they still be watching you or buying your books?
Perhaps she can go to "The View" to unleash. However, if she shows up, she would block the view.
What? She’s going to stop wearing a bra?! I’m confused, unleash what?
I thought Oprah was in jail for getting caught at the airport with three hundred pounds of crack under her dress.
The only thing she will unleash is her belt.
I warn her.
Oprah, here's a good saying that will cheer you up. "You can never be too rich or too thin"..
Oink.
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Unleash about what? About how this country has mistreated her? Some kind of GD America moment?
Older, fatter, rich, can’t resist those biscuits eatin’, Oprah, who got rich off rich white women, is going to unleash on them.
Bwahahahahaha!
Oprah is into S&M? Who knew?
It would be sweet revenge if Vice President elect Palin shows absolutely no interest in appearing on your show Opie... er I mean Okra.
Yeah, unleash that pocketbook and start sharing some of that wealth.
Aunt Jemima has a natural attraction to all who are exploiting White Guilt the way she and Obama are doing to their great personal enrichment.
KUMBAYAH! One empty suit talking about another empty suit.