[A_perfect_lady]

An old Jewish man walks into a Catholic church, goes into the confessional, and says, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I've been unfaithful to my wife."

The priest says, "Uhm... but you're Jewish. Why are you telling me?"

The old Jewish man says, "I've been having an affair for six months now."

The priest says, "Okay, but why are you telling me?"

The old Jewish man says, "My lover is a beautiful, 19 year old girl."

The priest says, "Why are you telling ME??"

The old Jewish man says, "What, are you kidding? I'm telling everybody!!"

[Izzy Dunne]

A variation on that joke:

An old man enters a confessional, and says:
"Father, I'm 92 years old."
My wife and I have been married for 67 years.
But last weekend I was driving along, and saw two college girls hitchhiking.
I picked them up and went to their dorm, and had sex with each one of them, twice.

Are you sorry for your sins?
Sins? I don't see any sins...
No? What kind of Catholic ARE you?
Catholic? I'm not Catholic, I'm Jewish!
Then why are you telling me?
Father, I'm 92 years old, and I'm telling EVERYBODY!