Posted on 11/02/2008 10:12:32 AM PST by Lazamataz
Liberals will ask for taxpayer paid brain surgeries to remove the ‘hate circuit’...
Science creates hateless DemocRATS? Wow, what a concept!
Next up: a drug that suppresses that part of the brain - followed by mandatory distribution of “Soma”.
Just in time for Obama’s Reeducation Camps.
No they won’t.
That would drastically reduce their voter turnout.
What passes for science seems to be pretty much nonsense nowadays...
Oh JEEZE.... another trial defense for the ACLU/Lib Defense Lawyers.
Hamas TV Scientist Dr. Ahmad Al-Muzain: Bayer Invented Its Cure for AIDS on the Basis of a Hadith by Prophet Muhammad about the Wings of Flies
http://www.memritv.org/clip_transcript/en/1889.htm
Following are excerpts from a program featuring Dr. Ahmad Al-Muzain, a Palestinian expert on Koranic science, which aired on Al-Aqsa TV on September 19, 2008:
Quote:
Ahmad Al-Muzain: The Prophet Muhammad said: “If a fly falls into your drink, you should dip it in the drink, and then dispose of the fly, because one of its wings bears a disease, and the other wing bears the cure.” This hadith was included in the Al-Bukhari collection. This hadith makes it absolutely clear that the Prophet Muhammad confirmed a clear scientific fact: If a fly falls into a vessel before a person drinks from this vessel, he should dip the fly in his drink, before disposing of it. Then he should drink the beverage, because it won’t do him any harm. Why? Because one of the fly’s wings bears the disease, and the other one bears the cure.
In Germany, the Church paid a very large sum of money to two scientists to disprove this hadith. Since this hadith appears in the Al-Bukhari collection, we cannot claim that it is unreliable or anything, and so they thought that if they could prove that this hadith contradicts science, they would be dealing a devastating blow to Islam.
The scientists took samples from the wings of flies, and began to examine them, analyze them, and take samples from their surface, in order to expose what existed on each wing. The devastating result constituted a slap in the face. The truth was devastating, and it backfired on them. The two scientists reached an astounding conclusion. They said that on one of its wings, the fly carries a huge amount of different types of bacteria, which adhere to it when it lands on rotting pieces of food that it eats. As for the other wing, Allah has given the fly the great ability to carry antidotes to these microbes
When Bayer, one of the world’s largest pharmaceutical companies, learned about this study, it derived great benefit from it. It established biological breeding farms, where they would raise flies and extract antibiotics from their wings the strongest antibiotics in the whole world. This antibiotic was made into a course of five pills, which is given to the patients, and it is used believe it or not, my brothers to treat AIDS patients. It strengthens their immune system, and destroys all types of microbes with which they are afflicted. This is all thanks to the power of this antibiotic. Obviously, this antibiotic is very expensive, and one course costs more than $500, but it is very strong and effective. How did they discover it? From this hadith.
>>Next up: a drug that suppresses that part of the brain - followed by mandatory distribution of Soma.
The best part about Soma is that it makes the chicks really pneumatic.
...yes, they “feel” they can apply the “structure” they create to anything they “feel” appropriate.
PROPOSED: Study to Find Out Why What Passes For Science Seems to be Pretty Much Nonsense Nowadays.
METHODOLOGY: Double-Blind Experimental Survey.
TARGET AGENCY: Center for Disease Control, Emory Campus.
REQUESTED FUNDING: $12,381,28.00.
Don’t hate the player, hate the brain.
Apparently this ‘hate circuit’ is more prevalent in the red states.
Sign me up.
My hate circuit tripps at the mention of these terms: Left-wing-Liberalism / Marxism / Socialism / Progressivism / Communism / Main-Stream-Media / Fairness Doctrine / Spread the Wealth.
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