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To: Zakeet

I’m not sure why people who are claiming to be undecided when they are really going to vote for McCain don’t just completely lie and say they’ll vote Obama.


8 posted on 11/02/2008 2:59:37 AM PST by ForbesFan
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To: ForbesFan

> I’m not sure why people who are claiming to be undecided when they are really going to vote for McCain don’t just completely lie and say they’ll vote Obama.

I think alot of them are. And alot of McCain voters, too.

I always tell lies to pollsters: it’s fun and if enough people do it, it screws up their numbers. If their numbers are badly enough screwed up, then their Clients get mad and *that* hits them in the pocket.

Muck-with-the-pollsters is a game that I play, along with muck-with-the-telemarketers and muck-with-the-Jehovah-Witnesses. It is a full-contact sport and I am reigning world champion.

You see, to these people Time is Money. So the objective is to spend AS MUCH time with them as you possibly can, while giving them NOTHING, or even better than nothing, FALSE INFORMATION. The more time of theirs you waste, the less time they will have to spend on your neighbors: so it is also a socially responsible and neighborly thing to do.

Those are the rules, now GO PLAY!


10 posted on 11/02/2008 3:14:06 AM PST by DieHard the Hunter (Is mise an ceann-cinnidh. Cha ghéill mi do dhuine. Fàg am bealach.)
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