Use a paper hole punch on my eyelids.
“Give Barney Frank a lap dance” Not this gal. Not that he would like it anyway though.
*Listen to a taped lecture by Janet Reno while watching Katherine Hepburn in On Golden Pond.
*Take a pregnancy prevention class by Joycelyn Elders.
*Pop an Alka Seltzer in my mouth, stand in front of a clerk at the DMV, start convulsing, and watch he/her reaction.
*Maul a pitbull
*Drive down to Watts, get out of my car, and yell, “MARTIN LUTHER KING SUCKED!!!”
*Watch Rosanne Bar sing the National Anthem in a bikini.
*Punch a cop from NJ.
*Jump on cactus with bare feet.
*Run through Death Valley in the middle of July without water, a hat, or shoes while eating salt.
*March around Berkeley in uniform while singing, “I want to be an Air Force Ranger. I want to live a life of danger. Sound off.......”
Castrate a bull with my bare hands.