Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Friday 10/31/08

The EIB Network ^ | October 31, 2008 | Rush Limbaugh

[TSchmereL]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--that's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--that's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

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IT'S OPEN LINE FRIDAY

[American Quilter]

Sure there will be a Christmas tree,because Obama is going to lose and McCain will be there.

(applause)

[Fawn]

[sofaman]

strange. I went through my pingies and bupkes.

and yes I am ... and I will :-))

[Enterprise]

What Rush needs to do on Monday is all day long announce that the media said that the election is over and Obama has won. Therefore there is no need for Democrats to vote on Tuesday. They can stay home and celebrate.

[Fawn]

Why chance it...

[Joisey]

ATTENTION ACORN WORKERS, WELFARE BUMS,

AND OTHER OBAMA SUPPORTERS:

THE MESSIAH WANTS YOU TO JOIN

THE NEW INTERNAL SECURITY FORCES!

DROP BY ANY DEMOCRAT PARTY HQ

AND SPEAK TO A RECRUITER:

TRY ON OUR NEW ELECTRIC SHOCK PROOF

UNIFORM OF THE CAMPAIGN SIGN

SECURITY FORCES:

JOIN THE MESSIAH'S

INTERNAL SECURITY FORCES!

OUR MOTTO:

REDISTRIBUTE THEIR WEALTH, OR ELSE!

[American Quilter]

Well, folks, I have to go provide training, and I’ll miss Rush on Monday and Tuesday for the same reason, but I’ve succeeded so far in keeping Wednesday free. I’ll be here for (surely) the celebration!

[nitejohnboy]

It was one of those invisible pet fences. The little felon is fine.

[Nekman]

I saw that, Cindy McCain looks like a first lady,pure elegance. I’m afraid in Michelle we would only have the first “First Ho”!

[Biggirl]

What gets me angry is the hypocracy of when there is a Sarah Palin hung in effigie. Glad that the one hung in West Hollywood got taken down.

IMHO, hate crimes are simply a PC way to punish thoughts. Is not any violent crime a hate crime anyways.

[advertising guy]

...........WOLVERINES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!............

[nitejohnboy]

Hell, I think Teddy offed JFK Jr, knowing that he looked like a piece of crap beside him.

[divine_moment_of_facts]

If you'd told me 2 days prior that I'd be sending money to the McCain campaign, I'd have bet you $1,000 against it, but Sarah made all the difference

Same here!

[Drumbo]

I'll see your 2½ year-old Grandson (I should have one) and raise you my 3 year-old dinosaur (Really scarey at my age).

[advertising guy]

I saw your pic of him on the drum set....Dat boy got skills

[bluerose]

do you need to box your questions and answers?

[RasterMaster]

"Blood will run in the streets"....

BRING IT, LIBTARDS!

[advertising guy]

long as you got some outriders, you covered.....lmao

[mylife]

Hee Hee!

[RasterMaster]

Dinosaur DNC media is getting picked off one by one by the NEW MEDIA!