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Oscar Mayer Grows in Third Quarter
Madistan.com ^ | October 29, 2008 | Staff Writer

Posted on 10/30/2008 11:56:28 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin

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When is Nancy Pelosi going to call the Kraft Execs up to Capitol Hill and shake them down for these 'windfall profits' from cereal, hot dogs and mac-n-cheese?

*Rolleyes*

1 posted on 10/30/2008 11:56:29 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

They grow in the microwave too...coinky-dink?


2 posted on 10/30/2008 11:59:39 AM PDT by mancini
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

Those Fat Cat at Big Lunch Meat just laugh all the way to the bank!


3 posted on 10/30/2008 12:01:45 PM PDT by Holicheese (Get up Tom Brady, get up! PLEASE!!)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin
Oscar Mayer Grows in Third Quarter

Why, did Ms. Oscar Mayer spend most of the quarter in the buff?

4 posted on 10/30/2008 12:02:24 PM PDT by library user
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

“’Cause if I were an Oscar Meyer wienerrrrr
Everyone would be in love with meeeeeee”.


5 posted on 10/30/2008 12:02:39 PM PDT by Past Your Eyes (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it.)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin
Oscar Mayer Grows in Third Quarter

Yeah! Hot dogs for everyone!

6 posted on 10/30/2008 12:05:29 PM PDT by MAexile (Bats left, votes right)
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To: library user

Alternate Headline:

“Wiener Giant Grows in 3rd Quarter”


7 posted on 10/30/2008 12:06:01 PM PDT by 43north (McCain/Palin '08 - Now That's the Ticket!!!)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

TAX and REGULATE Big Wiener!


8 posted on 10/30/2008 12:06:09 PM PDT by yobid (Tax me MORE so I can FEEL more neighborly.)
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To: 43north

Beat me to the punch!


9 posted on 10/30/2008 12:07:18 PM PDT by bolobaby
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To: mancini

This just cries out for wiener jokes...


10 posted on 10/30/2008 12:07:47 PM PDT by MAGICAL CHICAGO CRIME PUPPET
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To: MAGICAL CHICAGO CRIME PUPPET

Big Growing Weiner Bump!


11 posted on 10/30/2008 12:09:57 PM PDT by Frank_Discussion (May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather!)
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This just cries out for wiener jokes...

I won't dog ya if ya get a little carried away. ;-)

12 posted on 10/30/2008 12:12:54 PM PDT by mancini
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To: Past Your Eyes

13 posted on 10/30/2008 12:16:47 PM PDT by andy58-in-nh (Somewhere in Illinois, a community is missing its organizer.)
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To: andy58-in-nh
Thanks to our "Employee of the Month"


14 posted on 10/30/2008 12:17:41 PM PDT by mmichaels1970 (Stand up for CHUCK!)
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To: andy58-in-nh

ROFLMAO!!
Any FReeping going on, Andy?


15 posted on 10/30/2008 12:20:05 PM PDT by Past Your Eyes (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it.)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

It’s all of those laid-off Wall Streeters switcing from caviar to bologna.


16 posted on 10/30/2008 12:20:12 PM PDT by Oshkalaboomboom
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

It’s all of those laid-off Wall Streeters switching from caviar and tenderloin to hot dogs and bologna.


17 posted on 10/30/2008 12:20:53 PM PDT by Oshkalaboomboom
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To: mancini

I think this punfest attempt has gone down the tube.


18 posted on 10/30/2008 12:23:11 PM PDT by Past Your Eyes (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it.)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

I realized a couple of months back that investing in mac n’ cheese and hot dogs would be a smart thing to do. :)


19 posted on 10/30/2008 12:37:04 PM PDT by Texas_shutterbug
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I think this punfest attempt has gone down the tube.

You're right, I'm not sure which one is wurst.

20 posted on 10/30/2008 12:42:04 PM PDT by CrazyIvan (If you read only one book this year, read "Stolen Valor".)
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