[TexasNative2000]

The program itself was a technical laxative

A phrase that I never expected to see in print.

[Old Professer]

I got as far as the opening scene in Rachel Ray’s kitchen where some wacko had removed all the working appliances and in their place had spirited all the trappings of the Oval Office - the soft hum of the stage fan drawing the eye to the backdrop where the late Autumn leaves stirred blurly beyond...