Posted on 10/30/2008 8:03:34 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--that's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--that's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I find it rather comical that the type 2 dems are voting for a candidate who is promoting “change” while they are not willing to see how the parties have evolved. Voters unwilling to change are voting for change....
I’ve heard several people say that they saw people buy groceries with food stamps and leave the store in a Caddy or Lincoln.
Great post.. Thanks for the links!
A poster in my work place was advertising for the “United Way.” It pictured a lady with a child (presuming to reflect a single mother), sitting on a leather couch and talking on a cell phone. This was before I could afford a cell phone. So, I cancelled my contributions figuring that lady must have been better off than I was.
I found it funny that their poster to solicit from me, for the needy, was picturing someone in a better materialistic position than the beggee. It is sad that the “poor” in America can’t see how truly rich they are.
America: the only country in the world where “poor” children have a free school lunch and go home to an afternoon of Wii and cable.
Don’t worry tho’, BHO will stock all of our snack shelves.
I saw her on the morning news and she was terrific! The supporters were wild for her!
do you have a link to the debit card story? Can't find.
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