Posted on 10/30/2008 8:03:34 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--that's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--that's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
there was a good bit of that in my decision.
BRING IT, LIBTARDS!
“Stay off your back for a while Jane Fonda”
Rush needs to redistribute me a new keyboard
All those soldiers in the streets must be hidden behind that dumpster over there.
I can’t see them.
Come out and fight you bastards!
What kind of nail polish, Rush?
Ker, check out this link, it explains it so well. These are "Type 2" Democrats. These are people with a legacy of coalmines and steel mills, unions standing up to the Man, immigrant labor. It's a deeply entrenched mindset and to many it's simply unthinkable, no matter how badly the Dems knock them around, to pull the lever for an R.
Nothing, nothing would make me change my vote either! My family may be stubborn, but I’m more stubborn. Nothing makes me shut up either. :) I am thinking PA will go for McCain. Although I want to see Murtha out on his bum too, I’m less sure of the ‘old folks vote’.
Are there pictures of the “Large” family anywhere?
he said “screw me red nail polish”
heh heh heh
What does Black polish say? Cut me?
beats hell outta me - I’m not in to nail polish :)
Hmmm... Second sexual reference Rush has made in as many days. He must be, um, lonely...
Does the family who can’t buy enough milk by any chance have cable TV, cell phones, and more than one car?
Same here. No love for McCain....Palin, though a strategically brilliant move, is still a bit of a question...great fear of 0bama.
“I told her why bother voting at all?”
Tell her to vote for Palin.
LOL - very well could be.
“Ker, check out this link, it explains it so well. These are “Type 2” Democrats. These are people with a legacy of coalmines and steel mills, unions standing up to the Man, immigrant labor. It’s a deeply entrenched mindset and to many it’s simply unthinkable, no matter how badly the Dems knock them around, to pull the lever for an R.”
You said it all there.
Hopefully the young or younger will be replacing that mindset. It’s a shame because in so many ways these people were the most country-first oriented. Now they’re old and afraid. And the Dems are only too happy to play on that.
did you know black fingernail polish got it’s history from the bloods and cribs gangsters.....when a woman painted her nails black, she was “available” for whomever moved her
or as the mafia says...she is a civilian
that was way before goth crapola
YHELLO!!
I caught just enough of the side show to see the logo at the very end. What a joke from what I did see later. The mockup of the oval office had me going.
Then Sean goes off on a rant I never knew he could go on!! And Michael Steele arguing with Alan was priceless.
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