Posted on 10/30/2008 8:03:34 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--that's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--that's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I was watching Obama on FoxNews this morning (captive audience, it’s on in the chowhall before I go to work).
Obama tried that “Share my toys as a kid” line and it fell dead. Very little applause. At that point, he tried to wing it as far as a slam to McCain. He was fumbling for words, lots of brain to mouth disconnect. Lasted for about 15 seconds.
The great orator really does suck when he goes off script.
Obama should provide working families a stimulus package - a check for all from those windfall profits of the Obama Fundraising Campaign.
Sorry to confuse on most excellent Marks. I was referring to Mr. Steyn joining Mr. Beck on the Fox News Channel in Brit’s current slot. (All-Mark media at 6 wouldn’t be bad.)
Here is some other candidates of the white house:
Name Party Political Courage Test
Announced Laura D. Aaron Democratic No
Announced Stephen Adams Independent Yes
Announced Stewart A. Alexander Peace and Freedom Pending
Announced Virginia E. Algar Republican Yes
Announced Donald K. Allen Independent, Write-In, Unaffiliated Yes
Announced Jonathan Allen Independent, Write-In, HeartQuake '08 Pending
Announced Thomas W. Allen Other No
Announced Gene Amondson Prohibition Pending
Announced Jose M. Aparicio Independence, Write-In Yes
Announced Roland G. Aranjo Democratic Yes
Announced Michael A. Arterburn Republican No
Announced Blake Ashby Independent Yes
Announced Warren R. Ashe Democratic Yes
Announced Richard S. Atkins None Pending
Announced Daniel A. Bacon Independent Pending
Announced George B. Bailey Republican Yes
Announced Charles O. Baldwin Independent, Write-In, Alaskan Independence, Constitution, Constitution Party of Florida, Constitution Party of Illinois, Independent Green, Nebraska, Nominated by Petition, Reform Party of Kansas, U.S. Taxpayers, U.S. Taxpayers Party of Michigan Yes
I got this list -- and there are more - here...
http://www.votesmart.org/election_president_search.php?type=alpha
That last soundbite of Obama describing how he’s going to weaken and reduce our military capability is absolutely appalling.
I heard him make the same comment yesterday, but I doubt they ate alot of PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICHES at the Jakarta mosque where little Osama HUSSEIN Obama went to “grade school”.
Did he share his PRAYER RUG too?
Oh my issue is something more simplistic realted to a committee I chair. Nuff said. This too shall pass. :)
Hey, I’m voting next Tuesday and stacking up my snack pantry too. My kids are the canine variety and enjoy their Canine Carry Outs.
ROFL!
Yep- I’d LOVE to see Steyn replace some on the panel too!
That’s GUV’MIT Cheese to you
No Little Debbie Zebra Cakes!!
That’s GUV’MIT Cheese to you
**Obama describing how hes going to weaken and reduce our military capability is absolutely appalling ...**
Thanks, I had forgotten that one ... He did that during the Primaries... think that’s how he managed to energize his KOOK BASE!!
If you took 100 percent of Exxon-Mobils’s $15B in 3rd quarter profit you could provide $115 to each taxpayer (130 million)
Of course XOM paid $32 Billion in taxes in the 3rd quarter alone.
Obama want them to do what pay $45B in taxes?
My youngest loved those Zebra Cakes!!!! He’s twenty five now. Sniff, sniff....
Tasty! They’ll match the oval office drapes.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.