Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Thursday 10/30/08

The EIB Network ^ | October 30, 2008 | Rush Limbaugh

[TSchmereL]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--that's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--that's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

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[PennsylvaniaMom]

I’ll ask ((call on me))....what broke (other than Rays’ fans’ spirits?)?

[Clint N. Suhks]

That One is promising a SNACK in every pot?

I'm just askin’...

[EagleandLiberty]

What story was that — The Rays losing??

[sono]

LOL ... Independent Tree-Hugging Nazis?

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Cheeseypoufs in every cupboard—guacamole in every bowl.

[sono]

McCain's securing the Alien endorsement?

[anglian]

Hugh Hewitt: Her very grim vision chills those who do not share it, which I guess to be the “vast majority” of Americans. One caller asked that if Obama couldn’t raise the spirits of his wife, how will he raise the spirits of the country?

[EagleandLiberty]

LOL ... Independent Tree-Hugging Nazis?

It is on this website:

http://www.politics1.com/parties.htm

[sono]

The B&O Railroad? Obama now has a railroad? LOL

just kidding

[American Quilter]

<>Here is the info on it:

Thanks, E&L.

[Redgirl]

Let them eat Twinkies!

[anglian]

0bama Depression 2.0.

[gov_bean_ counter]

The B&O Railroad? Obama now has a railroad? LOL

Well yeah, and after he is elected

THEY WILL RUN ON TIME.

[RasterMaster]

The B&O Railroad retireee...Was MONTEL WILLIAMS nearby?

[sono]

All Your 401K Are Belong To Us.

[CSM]

Good point by that caller.

[Roccus]

Once I built a railroad, I made it run, made it race against time.
Once I built a railroad; now it’s done. Brother, can you spare a dime?

[mewzilla]

And for anyone who missed it...

Computer Checks on 'Joe The Plumber' Wider Than First Thought: Report

[gwilhelm56]

That’s the SAME Alien that tried to get RUSH to RUN for PResident...

YO BARRY ... better watch yourself... Looks like there’s MORE Republicans than you thought!!!

[CSM]

Wow, health care+food+electric+heat and a full gallon of milk! I might just have to vote for “The One” after all.