[Swede Girl]

Let's face it, Obama is from one heck of a dysfunctional family. Heaven only knows how many half brothers and/or sisters he has. They'll all crawl out of the woodwork should he win the election. All kinds of other relatives will, too....all with their hands out. Will he share? Has he ever?

[uvular]

My gosh, would Secret Service have to cover all these relatives?