Direct mail is unfair. Most rat voters can’t read or don’t have permanent addresses.
Now now. Rodents do have addresses:
Harvey Houma-Les
c/o Park Bench
Cleveland, OH
or:
Rigor Mortis
c/o LBJ Memorial Cemetery, Plot 666
Freer, TX
or:
Ima N. Sayne
c/o Karl Childers Nervous Hospital
Hope, Arkansas