[P8riot]

Whenever my wife complains about “another gun”, I just tell her that I’m doing my part to keep guns off the street. She has no idea how successful I’ve been.

[B4Ranch]

Actually, I'm lucky. My wife just says okay to me when I mention I am thinking about buying another. She has her Benelli on her side of the bed. We go out shooting together every summer and she stays happy because I buy the ammo.

[Rockhound]

Whenever my wife complains about “another gun”...

I remember years ago, reading one of my father’s outdoor magazines. I always looked forward to the last page, which was usually devoted to a humerous story. I remember reading one that was all about how to sneak new guns into the house. It was hilarious, and I remember laughing out loud as I read it.

Funny as it was, some of the author’s points were ironically accurate and useful. The trick is to start a marriage with a big enough gun collection that the wife won’t even notice a new one. Then, all you have to do is sneak it past the front door and into your gun safe, and you’re home free!