Whenever my wife complains about “another gun”, I just tell her that I’m doing my part to keep guns off the street. She has no idea how successful I’ve been.
Whenever my wife complains about another gun”...
I remember years ago, reading one of my father’s outdoor magazines. I always looked forward to the last page, which was usually devoted to a humerous story. I remember reading one that was all about how to sneak new guns into the house. It was hilarious, and I remember laughing out loud as I read it.
Funny as it was, some of the author’s points were ironically accurate and useful. The trick is to start a marriage with a big enough gun collection that the wife won’t even notice a new one. Then, all you have to do is sneak it past the front door and into your gun safe, and you’re home free!