Posted on 10/27/2008 9:29:28 AM PDT by crymeariver
Dear Red States:
If you manage to steal this election too we've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't aware, that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of New California.
Well, until we start mining the Escalante reserves in Utah which now blue stater XXX-42 put off limits to help his Indonesian friends.
Also, we have the missile silos and will have most of the Navy when it has to choose to return to the red state ports or the blue state ones.
The Red States will be as rich as the UAE as we will sell all our oil to blue States at 5x the market rates- after all, if they believe in ‘from each according to his means..’ we are taking their means and giving it to our need. :->
Attn: Red States
Please start an underground railround to get us good behind enemy lines families out of BlueLand.
We will conduct recon and sabatoge until we link up.
Dear Blue States,
We get freedom, you get socialism. Enjoy unemployment.
Signed,
Red States
they won’t need oil considering the technology level they will soon be living at - see Cambodia after ther Kmer Rouge. (Kmer Bleu?)
Yup... We could call it The Moonbat Archipelago.
Deal!
LOLOL....oh I need to steal that
Khmer Bleu
We get 75% of the tax base you get 25%. We get 50% of the population you get 50%. You have to raise taxes, we get to lower them. DEAL, no takebacks, no immigration!!
Anyone have a mainstream link to this? I’d like to take it over to a Clemson board and get the opinion of the few Obamaroids over there to that statement. Not that FR isn’t a great source but I’d like to hammer them with one of the sources they would possibly quote instead of bashing my source.
Oh, and if the hippie blue States think they will become energy independent, we should remind them that most solar and wind power companies are located in Red States (Texas and Arizona), most of the ‘clean’ power for California comes from a red State (Nevada), and red States will reduce government regulation on innovative research where companies like this will thrive in our freedom.
You do not understand the sly psychology that was behind the “switch” between the “red” states (once the province of the Democrat party) and the “blue” states, which once denoted the “true-blue” coloration of the American patriots.
There was once a bit of agitation to allow the country of Iraq to split into three regions roughly divided between the north, primarily Kurdish, the southeast, primarily Shi’ite (allied emotionally and ideologically with Iran) and the southwest, primarily Sunni, disposed toward support of Saudi Arabia. This, in fact, was a serious policy promoted by - Joe Biden.
Biden is a leading advocate for dividing Iraq into a loose federation of three ethnic states. In November 2006, Biden and Leslie Gelb, President Emeritus of the Council on Foreign Relations, released a comprehensive strategy to end sectarian violence in Iraq. Rather than continuing the present approach or withdrawing, the plan called for “a third way”: federalizing Iraq and giving Kurds, Shiites, and Sunnis “breathing room” in their own regions. In September 2007, a non-binding resolution passed the Senate endorsing such a scheme.
This same plan would work probably about as well in this country.
Sounds too good to be true.
We get-
Mt. Rushmore and the Grand Canyon
Stem cell research without killing embryos
The beautiful beaches of Florida, the Carolinas to name a few
All the oil (Gulf coast and Alaska)
Corn, soybeans (thanks IOWA)
DisneyWorld
Warren Buffet and the rest of the entrepreneurs in the country
Freedom of speech, Rush Limbaugh & talk radio
The miiitary
Respect for life, marriage, faith, manners
You get-
All the bankrupt financial institutions in the Northeast (Lehmans, AIG, etc)
The highest taxes in the nation to pay for your welfare states
You can keep the all the liberal elite colleges & Hollywood
All American produced wine & cheese
Please send you guns to the Red States. We’ll take them
Highest unemployment
Bankrupt car industry
Highest crime rates
Artichokes, garlic, and cranberries
-Red
Don’t let the screen door hit ya, where the GOOD LORD split ya! Good riddance!
Why is it that so many blue state citizens, especially from California, are fleeing to red states like Arizona, Colorado, and Texas?
Dear Blue States,
Hope you like the taste of sand and smog, because we have:
Most of the airable crop land,
Most of the oil-gas-coal reserves,
Most of the urainium deposits for nuclear power,
Most of the open spaces for wind power development,
Most of the national parks and other assorted federal lands that until just before your departure were off-limits to energy development.
Hope you have fun negotiating with Russia and Venezula for that heating oil...
Oh yeah... I almost forgot... we got all the nukes. Have a nice day.
I live in socialist NY. The economy here is has been on a Democrat-run 40 year death spiral. My relatives have all fled to Texas, Georgia and Arizona.
If/when such a Red-State country exists, please tell me where, so I can move immediately.
The last working person out of NY and Michigan, please turn out the lights!
Indiana and OH are red states.
Or at least they were.
We get freedom, they get socialism to start and then full contact communism.
We get lower taxes, which will have their productive businesses moving the hell over to the red states.
We will grow our own food, and sell it to blue states. It may not be cheap.
We will educate our children in reading, writing, math, science and history to be competitive worldwide. They will teach atheism, gay marriage, sex ed, and revistionist history which is what has dumbed down our schools over last 30 years.
Dear Blue States...
As life-long reswident of sad blue states, I will vigoruosly resist separation from my fellow comapatriots in teh red states. You will find insurrection a difficult problem and will find that out means of resistance will make Mr. Ayers actions look like a piker.
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