Posted on 10/27/2008 9:29:28 AM PDT by crymeariver
Dear Red States:
If you manage to steal this election too we've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't aware, that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of New California.
We get prosperity and a work ethic; you get high taxes and a lazy constituency. 10 years from now, we'll be producing in a thriving economy and you'll be approaching the world bank for another loan.
Oh, PS - we get the military, you get the crips and bloods.
For you, I’ll clear my schedule to do some heavy lifting in assisting you in your move.
See that the blue clusters don't control shit regarding agriculture, resources, or energy.
They archipelagos of the effete and depraved.
Good luck trying to unite these clusterf*** counties. The southwest blue islands left to themselves would fall quickly to the Reconquista mexicans.
Commerce between the blue clusters? Yeah, right. Any viable industry and capital would leave quicker than fleas from roadkill, since the taxation rates would skyrocket for the brief lived mommy governments.
The bluster clusters would have the highest crime rates, worst performing public schools, least productive citizens, and most corrupt politicians. Hollywood and Broadway, they can have them.
In twenty years or one generation they will have become Zimbabwe.
I say, "Dudes and Dudettes, Go for it!"
ROTFLOL!
Dear Los Angeles:
Nice highways and rail links you have out here. It’d be a real shame if anything were to happen to them.
Payce,
the redneck trash out east
I’d love to see you losers gone.
That said - Nancy Pelosi (the woman from the very blue San Francisco) is NEVER going to allow her district to leave.
Moreover you can’t pay for your paradise. California needs a bail out and that’s not going to happen if you’re not in the US anymore.
So you people in the blue states will continue to pick your cotton on the liberal plantation and smile while you’re doing it. :D
LOL,My grandaughter would like one of those,she deer hunts and gun season is coming up shortly.
Dear Blue voters,
After you lose, please leave. We've been noting yard signs and bumper stickers.
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Dear Blue States,
When we amicably divorce- I wish you well..I really do,
However I can not live in a marriage where you are not faithful to our vows (that would be The US Constituion, and the Bill of Rights, among others: Declaration, State-Constitutions..), If you steal this election I will never reocognize you as head of our Union, henceforth..in continuing, We will be taking all productive farmland with us, as well as all sane Americans.
We will also not “roll-over” in this marriage and allow you to DICTATE socialism, marxism, liberalism, and a bunch of UnConstitutional junk you come up with to impose tyrany on us. We would rather be governed by God, Christian principles, and through providence our own individual liberty!
I guarantee if you try to lead without the Constitutional Authority it will lead to a peaceful (hopefully) breakup,
Sincerely,
ALL Red States, and red-state supporter, and even some “battle-ground” states as well.
Sincerely
Free America.
Dear Blue States,
When we amicably divorce- I wish you well..I really do,
However I can not live in a marriage where you are not faithful to our vows (that would be The US Constituion, and the Bill of Rights, among others: Declaration, State-Constitutions..), If you steal this election I will never reocognize you as head of our Union, henceforth..in continuing, We will be taking all productive farmland with us, as well as all sane Americans.
We will also not “roll-over” in this marriage and allow you to DICTATE socialism, marxism, liberalism, and a bunch of UnConstitutional junk you come up with to impose tyrany on us. We would rather be governed by God, Christian principles, and through providence our own individual liberty!
I guarantee if you try to lead without the Constitutional Authority it will lead to a peaceful (hopefully) breakup,
Sincerely,
ALL Red States, and red-state supporter, and even some “battle-ground” states as well.
Sincerely
Free America.
Dear Blue States,
When we amicably divorce- I wish you well..I really do,
However I can not live in a marriage where you are not faithful to our vows (that would be The US Constituion, and the Bill of Rights, among others: Declaration, State-Constitutions..), If you steal this election I will never reocognize you as head of our Union, henceforth..in continuing, We will be taking all productive farmland with us, as well as all sane Americans.
We will also not “roll-over” in this marriage and allow you to DICTATE socialism, marxism, liberalism, and a bunch of UnConstitutional junk you come up with to impose tyrany on us. We would rather be governed by God, Christian principles, and through providence our own individual liberty!
I guarantee if you try to lead without the Constitutional Authority it will lead to a peaceful (hopefully) breakup,
Sincerely,
ALL Red States, and red-state supporter, and even some “battle-ground” states as well.
Sincerely
Free America.
I thought we were going county by county?
Dear Blue States,
When we amicably divorce- I wish you well..I really do,
However I can not live in a marriage where you are not faithful to our vows (that would be The US Constituion, and the Bill of Rights, among others: Declaration, State-Constitutions..), If you steal this election I will never reocognize you as head of our Union, henceforth..in continuing, We will be taking all productive farmland with us, as well as all sane Americans.
We will also not “roll-over” in this marriage and allow you to DICTATE socialism, marxism, liberalism, and a bunch of UnConstitutional junk you come up with to impose tyrany on us. We would rather be governed by God, Christian principles, and through providence our own individual liberty!
I guarantee if you try to lead without the Constitutional Authority it will lead to a peaceful (hopefully) breakup,
Sincerely,
ALL Red States, and red-state supporter, and even some “battle-ground” states as well.
Sincerely
Free America.
actually there are no blue states,there are red states with blue areas that overwhelm the rest of the state,so the blue areas at best could be a territory of mainly the size of guam,so you blue territorialists will need to be taken there if you want to feel the love of wall-to-wall fruitcakes
Deal .
You get downtown Los Angeles. Where people sleep in their own fecal matter on the sidewalks. Supernice!
I’d take that deal in a heartbeat.
We get the oil. We get the Mississippi. We get most of the agricultural land.
Best beaches? I’ll take Florida and the Gulf Coast. The Carolinas,Georgia and Virginia vs. The Northeast? No problem.
We get the Appalachians, the Ozarks and The Rockies? Okay.
We get Alaska and Texas. They get Delaware.
They get the lazy, we get the workers. And, since no one will defend them, they’ll be speaking Russian and Chinese, anyway.
Just after they all learn Spanish.
We get the nation’s beef, pork and poultry. You probably don’t care because you eat tofu and you will soon ban pork to appease New Fallujah and Al Dearborn.
We get the nation’s pine, limestone and cement stocks. For you Ivy Leaguers, that’t the stuff buildings are made of.
So you get apples. It’s not like we can’t plant apples and cherries. We also get the citrus, peaches and pecans.
We’ll gladly keep Ole Miss, Clemson and UGA. We also get Florida, Georgia Tech, Virginia Tech, Texas, Vanderbilt, Texas A&M, Ohio State, etc. To be fair, we’ll build a wall around Duke and let you keep your piece of Ivy nirvana in the South. You have West Point? We have The Citadel.
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