Posted on 10/26/2008 9:01:05 AM PDT by Infidel Puppy
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has fallen ill due to exhaustion brought on by his heavy workload, a close associate has told the Iranian state news agency.
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Pssst - re-writing headlines is a no-no.
Hum, could he have AIDS? He looks like he does. he and Arafat must have been close friends
What he needs and what he will not get, is a good Jewish doctor. (No joke intented)
He will just have to settle for a bowl of chicken soup.
Yeah?
I like mine better. They’re more in-character with the subject matter than the bland AP/Reuters monikers, and more entertaining.
“Lurker warns newbie: Just the facts, funnyman.”
“Hum, could he have AIDS? He looks like he does. he and Arafat must have been close friends”
Impossible, there are NO homosexuals in Iran.
To prevent duplication, please do not tamper with the headline. Thanks.
LOL. Like in the West Bank? Arafat died of AIDS.
The Israeli’s poisened his Hummus
When news of a leader of a repressive country comes out that he has “fallen ill”, it usually means that he is about to die of some mysterious illness.
Don’t get too excited. This little runt is just a figure head. The Mullahs run the show and he is their puppet.
He's been working over time on the Obama campaign.
Funny, my first thought was “I’ll be sending a “Get Dead” card.
Hope he doesn’t get up.
Any polonium missing?
It’s hard to keep a good man down. (j/k)
LOL...yeah...sure...hauling those nukes around can get tiresome....hehe..
“Don’t get too excited. This little runt is just a figure head. The Mullahs run the show and he is their puppet.”
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Exactly. And maybe Khameni & Co., not to mention Ahmedinajahd’s IRGC alma mater are having second thoughts about bringing on the rapture.
They’ve gotten used to living the good life and they don’t particularly want to court armageddon.
Sooner or later, every man must sit down to a meal of consequences.
God is not mocked.
That being said, may God’s will be done in his life, as well as in mine. God’s will be done.
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