Moderator,
Please do not Zot this thread. I have had the heartiest laugh this AM. It really cheered me up and was a welcome distraction from work and polls and life and lawn mowing and bill paying.
This made me laugh so hard that my infant son started laughing too as he thought daddy looked ridiculous spewing coffee and laying on the floor laughing.
Thanks in advance!
I was about to ask about this: lawn mowing. Rapid City to Dallas approximately 1000 miles way south.
Though you may not live in Dallas, the distance between me and Tejas pretty much answers the unasked question, how come you still mowing.
Lawn dormant here over two months already.